Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Soccer Contest

I am making a new contest. Whoever describes an awesome soccer goal (real or make believe) will win. There will only be one winner.



(P.S. if I score the goal you will get extra points).

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  1. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, what a beautiful day it is for a soccer game. Golem has the ball. He passes it to Hitmonlee who does a blazing High Jump Kick into the goal, but Shieldon blocks it and kicks it to Scyther. scyther does a scissor move and Aerial Aces to the goal. Infernape uses Flamethrower on Scyther and steals the ball from him. Shieldon charges torwards Infernape, but Infernape knocks him out with Close Combat and passes to Piplup. Piplup's running in the opposite direction! He jumps into a puddle with a splash, taking the ball with him. What an unusual play. Oh my goodness, look at this people! The soccer ball is on a Aqua Jet coming out of the puddle heading torwards the goal. Emboar heads the ball and gets hit by the Aqua Jet. The ball high in the air! Hitmontop jumps in the air and does a triple bicycle kick! The ball soars into the goal. The Red Team scores!

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  2. Jackson shoots 1858589532567 goal!the crowd goes wild!

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  3. It was a cool, wet, humid, cloudy and dark afternoon. "TWEET!" A soccer game in Atlanta with the finals had begun! On one side, the champions of the premier leagues. On the other side, the challenger team from Tallahassee FL. Winston (Churchill) touches the ball to Will (-iam) on his left with his left outside foot, who immediatly drops it to JJJJJAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIII (Jackson Henry) at left defense. He has a clear field ahead of him, so he dribbles with soft taps. The forward of the other team, Electronically Paralyzed Pizza, comes at him and is left flabbergasted as AAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIII (Henry) does a slick (the ball was wet with dew) outside touch around him (or her, we can't tell). Then he passes it up to Will (-iam) who takes a feather soft touch and passes it through to AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIII (do I have to tell you who?), which lets them avoid a crazy midfielder. AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIII (do I really need to?) is running faster than an angry supersonic hippo with a bird attached to his back. He launches suddenly into a perfect rainbow, heading it over the scared piece of angry moldy cheese, the last defender. now it's just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIII (I'm not going to say anything) and the giant pregnant giraffe at goalie when suddenly, the air shimmers as time is manipulated and everyone except AAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIII (still not saying anything) and the people on the bench are frozen in time (and space, don't forget space). "It's a UFO!", someone expels louder than an angry bullhorn. AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIII (at this point I'm not going to comment anymore on names), unnoticed, takes a few quiet touches when a angry yellow colored stick figure alien appears and whispers,"You are the chosen one." Then he suddenly disappeared and everyone was unfrozen, but they must have been tired, wherever they were, because all of them, including the referree slumped to the ground. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIII (no comment) is the able to perform an amazingly perfect rainbow, then bicycle kick under a harsh angle, right into the top right corner of the goal. "SCORE!" The 27 people that attended went wild. (End of story.)

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    1. Hey Jackson When are you going to announce the winner?

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  4. It was a wet day and there were two teams. One Jackson Henry was the team captain. On the other team, Ben Sauer. The game started. Jackson passed to Joshua Kim, who ran, but got blocked by Lenny, so he passed the soccer ball to Jackson, who ran for the goal with the orange net. He was sprinting so fast, the adult referee could not even catch up to him. Jackson ran and avoided his oponents. He was so close to the goal, he kicked it in the air. The crowd was tense,but he was confident. He jumped up, and bicycle kicked an amazing GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Jackson had won the ASG soccer tornument for his team. He got to keep a 2 foot trophy in his room.THE END

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